THOSE ANAGRAMS! TRIUMPH: Tries Reaching Incredible Unleashed Miles Per Hour (Before Imploding) (Anon)
TRIUMPH: Terrain Restricted In Uganda Malawi Philippines & Honduras Perpendicular Inclines (Anon)
TRIUMPH: Tantalising Ride In Ultimate Mileating Performing Honkmeister (Anon)
STAG: Send To A Garage / Serious Troublemaker Attention Grabber (J. Thomas)
TRIUMPH: The Rain Is Undeniably Most Persistently Heavy (Anon)
TRIUMPH: Triumph Restoration Is Ultimately My Personal Horror (Hamiltons)
VITESSE: Very Inconsiderate Tessa Especially Since Starter Expired (Hamiltons)
VITESSE: Very Interesting Triumph Especially Sports Six Experience (Hamiltons)
MITSUBISHI: My Inconsiderate Triumph Sits Undisturbed Beside Idle Shit Hot Investments (Hamiltons)
TRIUMPH: Two Rowdy Individual Unscrupulous Men Pursuing Happiness (Martin & Chris Connole)
TRIUMPH: twenty Robust Icelanders Utter Missionary Parsimonious Hymns (Martin & Chris Connole)
DOLOMITE: Dollies Often Love Older Men In Their Ecstasies (Martin & Chris Connole)
TRIUMPH: Trusty Reliable Implement Ultimately Makes Performance Healthy (Morag & Trevor Cullimore)
TRIUMPH: Twisty Routes Impress Us making Pleasure High (Morag & Trevor Cullimore)
TRSVE: Triumph Roadsters Send Visitors Ecstatic (Morag & Trevor Cullimore)
TRIUMPH: Tailwind Really Improves Ultimate M P H (Moore)
HERALD: Highly Embarrassing Rear Axle Lurking Downunder (Moore)
SALOON: Something Always Leaks Out Over Night (Moore)
MAYFLOWER: Maiden Aunts Yell Four Letter Obscenities When Everyone Rushes (Moore)
SPITFIRE: Spongey Part In The Fuel Is Really Expensive (Moore)
DOLOMITE: Dripping Oil Leaks Often Mean It's The End (Moore)